The Federation of Sca Vul Are is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.385 billion Sca Vul Areans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Sca Vul Arean economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,138 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, populations of two-headed wolves have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sca Vul Are's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sca Vul Are is ranked 25,265^th in the world and 1,469^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 111.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.